Vimeo Froogaloop API not recognizing an event

I'm trying to recognize the onPlay, onPause, and onFinish event for vimeo using the froogaloop API. I've tried everything I could imagine with this thing, and no luck.

I get this error on Firefox:

And in Chrome:

Importing froogaloop from the CDN:

<script src="http://a.vimeocdn.com/js/froogaloop2.min.js"></script>

My JS:

$(function(){

    var vimeoPlayer = document.querySelector('iframe');

    $f(vimeoPlayer).addEvent('ready', ready);

    function ready(player_id) {

        froogaloop = $f(player_id);

        function setupEventListeners() {
            function onPlay() {
                froogaloop.addEvent('play',
                function(data) {
                    console.log('play event');
                });
            }

            function onPause() {

                froogaloop.addEvent('pause',
                function(data) {
                    console.log('pause event');
                });
            }

            function onFinish() {
                froogaloop.addEvent('finish',
                function(data) {
                    console.log('finish');
                });
            }
            onPlay();
            onPause();
            onFinish();
        }
        setupEventListeners();
    }

})

My HTML:

<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/3718294?api=1" width="623" height="350" frameborder="0" id="iframe-video"></iframe>